CHILDREN'S TOYS, BETTING SITE SURPRISE!

Well performed one, folks! It seems like the wagering world has taken a turn for the bizarre. A brand new platform dedicated to kids' stuff is now offering bets on things like who will get the best nap or what color pencils little Timmy will choose. It's absurd, right? Guardians are going nuts over it, and kids are, well, kids. Totally oblivious!